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Friday, November 20, 2015

Dont want no___!

Somebody's Auntie Don't want a man who has a small penis, and don't care who knows

Yall ain't from the projects if y'all font kno Jackie b

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Real talk though her metaphors were on point like ballerina's toes!!!
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Monday, August 20, 2012

British slang - London slang

A

air one's dirty linen/laundry 
To discuss private matters in public.[21]
all to cock 
(Or all a-cock) Unsatisfactory, mixed up.[22]
all mouth and no trousers 
All talk and no action, a braggart, sexual bravado.[23]
all piss and wind 
All talk and no action. Originally the phrase was, "all wind and piss" (19th C).[24]
anchors 
Brakes. "Slam on the anchors" to brake really hard.[25]
argy-bargy 
An argument or confrontation.[26]
arse 
1. The buttocks.[27] 2. Someone who acts in a manner which is incompetent or otherwise disapproved of.[27]
arse about face 
Back to front.[27]
arse around 
Mess around or waste time (17th C).[27]
arsehole 
1. The anus.[27] 2. General derogatory term.[27]
arse bandit 
homosexual (offensive, derogatory).[27]
arse over tit 
Head over heels, to fall over or take a tumble.[28]

[edit]B

ball bag 
Scrotum.[29]
balls up 
A bungled or messed up situation. (WWI Service slang).[15]
bang to rights 
Caught in the act.[30]
bang up 
1. To lock up in prison (prison slang).[31] 2. To inject an illegal drug.[30]
barney 
a noisy quarrel or fight. Sometimes claimed to be rhyming slang (Barney Rubble, trouble) but actually dates back to 19th century.[32]
bender 
1. a drinking binge.[33] 2. A homosexual (derogatory)[citation needed]
bent 
1. dishonest or corrupt, 2. homosexual (mildly derogatory).[34]
bent as a nine bob note 
Extremely dishonest or corrupt. A nine shilling (bob) note never existed and would therefore have to be counterfeit.[35]
berk 
(also spelled burk) idiot, stupid person (from Berkeley Hunt, Cockney rhyming slang for cunt)[36]
Billy 
1. Amphetamines (from Billy Whizz, a British comic strip character.)[37] 2. Friendless (Billy No-Mates)[citation needed]
billyo 
(also spelled billyoh) an intensifier. Going like billyo (travelling quickly).[38]
bird 
1. Girl, woman.[39] 2. Jail time (From the rhyming slang: Bird lime) [39]
Birmingham screwdriver 
A hammer.[40]
bizzie 
Policeman (Scouse).[citation needed]
blag 
As a noun, a robbery or as a verb, to rob. Not to be confused with blague, talking nonsense.[41]
blah 
(or blah blah) worthless, boring or silly talk.[41]
blimey 
or sometimes 'cor blimey'(archaic). An abbreviation of 'God blind me' used as an interjection to express shock or surprise. Sometimes used to comic effect, in a deliberate reference to it being archaic usage.[42]
Blighty 
(or Old Blighty) Britain, home. Used especially by British troops serving abroad or expatriates.[42][43] A relic of British India, probably from the Hindi billayati, meaning a foreign land.[44]
bloke 
any man or sometimes a man in authority such as the boss.[45][46]
blooming, blummin' (archaic)
euphemism for bloody. Used as an intensifier e.g. 'blooming marvelous'.[47]
blow off 
To fart.[48]
blue 
1. Policeman.[48] 2. a tory.[48]
bobby 
Policeman. After Robert Peel (Home Secretary in 1828).[49]
bod 
A male person. Short for body.[50]
bodge 
(also botch) To make a mess of or to fix poorly.[50]
bog 
Toilet [51]
bog off 
Go away (originally RAF slang)[52]
Bogtrotter 
Derogatory term for an Irishman particularly an Irish peasant.[51]
bogroll 
Toilet paper.[52]
bollocking 
A severe telling off.[53]
bollocks 
(or ballocks) Vulgar term used for testicles. Used to describe something as useless, nonsense or having poor quality, as in "That's a load of bollocks". Is often said as a cry of frustration or annoyance.[53]Also see "dog's bollocks".
bomb 
A large sum of money as in 'to make a bomb'. Also 'to go like a bomb' meaning to travel at high speed.[53]
bonce 
Head, crown of the head. Also a large playing marble.[54]
booze 
As a noun, an alcoholic drink; as a verb, to drink alcohol, particularly to excess.[55]
boozer 
1. a pub or bar.[55] 2. Someone who drinks alcohol to excess.[55]
Bo-Peep 
Sleep (rhyming slang).[56]
boracic
without money. From rhyming slang boracic lint = skint (skinned).[56]
bottle 
1. nerve, courage.[57] 2. Money collected by buskers or street vendors.[57] 3. As a verb, to attack someone with a broken bottle.[57]
bounce 
1. To con someone into believing or doing something.[58] 2. To forcibly eject someone.[58] 3. Swagger, impudence or cockiness.[58] 4. Of a cheque, to be refused by the bank due to lack of funds.[58]
bouncer 
Someone employed to eject troublemakers or drunks.[58]
bovver boy 
A youth who deliberately causes or seeks out trouble (bother).[59]
bovver boots 
Heavy boots, sometimes with a steel toecap, worn by Bovver boys and used for kicking in fights.[59]
brass 
1. Money.[60] 2. Cheek, nerve.[60] 3. a prostitute.[60]
Bristols 
The female breasts (Cockney rhyming slang, from Bristol bits = tits, or Bristol City = titty).[61]
broke 
without money. Also 'stoney broke', or just 'stoney'.[62]
brown bread 
Dead (Cockney rhyming slang).[63]
brown-tongue 
Sycophant, toady or someone who attempts to curry favour with another (from the idea of licking another's backside).[64]
buff 
1. Bare skin, naked as in 'in the buff'.[65] 2. Having a lean, muscular physique (usually referring to a young man).[66]
bugger 
anal sex but in slang terms can be used : 1. As a term of abuse for someone or something contemptible, difficult or unpleasant.[67] 2. Affectionately, as in 'you silly bugger'.[67] 3. As an exclamation of dissatisfaction, annoyance or surprise.[67] 4. To mean tired or worn out as in 'I'm absolutely buggered'.[67] 5. To mean frustrate, complicate or ruin completely, as in 'You've buggered that up'.[67]
bugger about (or around) 
1. To fool around or waste time.[67] 2. To create difficulties or complications.[67]
bugger all 
nothing.[67]
bugger off 
go away.[67]
bum  
buttocks, anus or both.[68] Not particularly rude. 'Builders' bum' is the exposure of the buttock cleavage by an overweight working man in ill-fitting trousers.[69]
bumf 
derogatory reference to official memos or paperwork. Shortened from bum fodder. Slang term for toilet roll.[70]
bumsucker 
a toady, creep or someone acting in an obsequious manner.[70]
bumfreezer 
any short jacket but in particular an Eton Jacket.[70]
bung 
1. a gratuity or more often a bribe.,[71] 2. Throw or pass energetically; as in, "bung it over here".[72]
bunk 
1. To leave inappropriately as in to 'bunk off' school or work.[71] 2. To run away in suspicious circumstances as in to 'do a bunk'.[71]
butcher's 
Look. Rhyming slang, butcher's hook.[73]

[edit]C

chav, chavi or chavvy 
Child (from the Romany, chavi. Still in common use in rural areas).[74] Also used in Polari since mid 19th century.[74]
Chav 
Someone who is, or pretends to be of a low social standing and who dresses in a certain style, typically badly or in sports clothing. Often used as a form of derogation. Sometimes said to be an acronym for 'Council-Housed and Violent' but this appears to have come later. Most likely to come from the Romany for child; chavi.[75]
cabbage 
1. A stupid person or someone with no mental abilities whatever. 2. Cloth trimmed from a customer's material by a tailor. 3. Pilfer or steal.[76]
charver or charva 
1. Sexual intercourse (Polari).[77] 2. A loose woman, someone with whom it is easy to have sexual intercourse, an easy lay.[77] 3. To mess up, spoil or ruin; to fuck up (from 1.).[77]
cheers 
a sign of appreciation or acknowledgement, or a drinking toast.[78]
cheesed off 
fed up, disgusted or angry.[78]
chippy 
a carpenter;[79] chip shop
chuff 
The buttocks or anus.[80]
chuffed 
to be very pleased about something.[81]
clock 
1. The face. 2. To spot, notice. 3. To hit as in "clock round the earhole".[82]
cock 
1. Penis. 2. Nonsense. 3. A friend or fellow.[83]
cockup 
as a noun or verb, blunder, mess up or botch.[84]
codswallop (archaic)
Nonsense.[85]
collywobbles 
An upset stomach or acute feeling of nervousness.[86]
conk 
The head or the nose. To strike the head or nose.[87]
cop 
1. A policeman (short for copper). 2. An arrest or to be caught out, as in 'It's a fair cop'. 3. Used with a negative to mean of little value, as in 'That's not much cop'. 4. To get, as in for example, to 'cop off with', 'cop a feel' or 'cop a load of that'.[88]
copper 
A policeman.[89]
corker 
Someone or something outstanding.[90]
corking 
Outstanding, excellent.[90]
cottage 
A public lavatory.[91]
cottaging 
Homosexual activity in a public lavatory.[91]
crack 
1. A gibe. 2. Someone who excels at something. 3. Fun or a good time. From the Irish 'craic'.[92]
cracker 
Something or someone of notable ability or quality.[92]
crackers 
Insane.[92]

[edit]D

darbies 
Handcuffs.[93]
debag 
To remove someone's trousers by force.[94]
dekko 
Look. From the Hindi, dekho.[95]
dick 
1. Fellow. 2. Penis.[96]
dip 
a pickpocket.[97]
div 
idiot (prison slang)[98]
do one's nut 
Become enraged.[99]
doddle 
Something simple or easy to accomplish.[100]
dodgy 
Something risky, difficult or dangerous. A 'dodgy deal' for example.[100]
dog 
1. A rough or unattractive woman. 2. A fellow.[100]
dog's bollocks
1. Anything obvious ("Sticks out like the dog's bollocks").[101] 2. Something especially good or first rate ("It's the dog's bollocks", sometimes abbreviated to, "it's the dog's").[101]
Donkey's years 
(Donkey's ears) a very long time. In reference to the length of a donkey's ears. Sometimes abbreviated to, "donkey's".[102]
Done up like a kipper 
1. Beaten up. 2. Fitted up or framed. 3. Caught red-handed by the police.[103]
doofer 
An unnamed object.[104]
dosser 
Someone who might stay in a dosshouse.[105]
dosshouse 
A cheap boarding house frequented by tramps.[105]
duck 
A term of endearment used in the North of England.[citation needed]
duff 
1. broken, not working. 2. To beat, as in 'duff up'. 3. Pregnant (up the duff).[106]

[edit]E

earwig 
1. To eavesdrop. 2. To twig (rhyming slang)[107]
eating irons 
Cutlery.[108]
end away 
to have sex (get one's end away).[109]

[edit]F

fag 
cigarette.[110]
fag end
the used stub of a cigarette and by extension the unpleasant and worthless loose end of any situation.[110]
fanny 
female external genitalia, a woman's pudendum.[111]
fanny adams 
(Usually preceded by 'sweet' and often abbreviated to F.A., S.F.A. or sweet F.A.) Nothing at all. A euphemism for fuck all.[111]
fence 
Someone who deals in stolen property.[111]
fit 
sexually attractive (Afro-Caribbean).[112]
fit up 
A frame up.[113]
fiver 
five pounds.[113]
filth (the) 
The police (derogatory).[114]
flasher 
Someone who indecently exposes oneself.[115]
flick 
Motion picture, film. 'The flicks', the cinema.[116]
flog 
Sell.[117]
flog a dead horse 
1. To continue talking about a long forgotten topic. 2. To attempt to find a solution to a problem which is unsolveable.[117]
flutter 
(To have a flutter) To place a wager.[118]
fly 
Quick witted, clever.[118]
fork out 
To pay out, usually with some reluctance.[119]
French letter 
Condom.[120]
frig 
1.(Taboo) To masturbate. 2. When followed by 'around' or 'about', to behave aimlessly or foolishly.[121]
frigging 
1. The act of masturbating. 2. Used as an intensifier. For example, "You frigging idiot". Considered milder than 'fucking'.[121]
Frog 
Derogatory term for a Frenchman.[122]
fuzz (the) 
The police.[123]

[edit]G

gaff 
House or flat.[124]
gaffer 
Boss, foreman or employer.[124]
gander 
Usually preceded by 'have a' or 'take a'. To look.[125]
gash 
1. Surplus to requirements, unnecessary.[126] 2. Derogatory term used for female genitalia.[127]
gassed 
Drunk.[126]
geezer 
(informal) Man. Particularly an old one.[128]
get 
Variant of git.[129]
git 
incompetent, stupid, annoying, or childish person.[130]
gob 
1. Mouth 2. To spit. 3. Spittle.[131]
gobshite 
(Taboo) A stupid or despicable person.[131]
gobsmacked 
flabbergasted, dumbfounded, astounded, speechless.[131] Possibly either from the gesture of clapping one's hand over one's mouth in surprise, or the idea that something is as shocking as being smacked in the mouth.[132]
go down 
To go to prison.[131]
gogglebox 
Television.[133]
gong 
A medal. Usually a military one.[134]
goolies 
The male genitals and in particular the testicles.[135]
goose 
To grab someone's behind in a playful fashion.[135]
grand 
£1000[136]
grot 
Rubbish or dirt.[137]
guff 
1. Ridiculous talk. Nonsense.[138] 2. Flatulence. Probably from the Norwegian gufs, a puff of wind.[139]

[edit]H

half-inch 
to steal (rhyming slang for 'pinch')[140]
hampton 
Penis (rhyming slang from, Hampton Wick = prick; and Hampton Rock = cock).[141]
handbags 
a harmless fight especially between two women.[142] (from "handbags at dawn" an allusion to duelling)
hard cheese 
Bad luck.[143]
hawk 
To spit.[144]
head 
1. Lavatory (nautical slang) 2. Drug user. Sometimes preceded by the preferred drug, for example: Smackhead, acidhead, pothead etc.[145]
headbang 
To nod or shake one's head violently to rock music.[146]
headbanger 
One who headbangs or a fan of heavy rock music.[146]
heavy 
1. The use or threat of violence. 2. Someone employed to be violent.[147]
helmet 
The glans of the penis.[148]
honk 
Vomit.[149]
hook 
Steal.[150] Possibly from the act of 'fishing' for items with a hook and line, through an existing or purposely made aperture.[151]
hook it 
To run away quickly.[150]
hooky or hookey 
1. Something that is stolen (probably from hook = to steal).[152] 2. Loosely used to describe anything illegal.[152]
hooter 
Nose.[153]
hump 
1. To carry or heave. 2. To have sexual intercourse with.[154]

[edit]I

idiot box 
Television.[155]
inside 
In or into prison.[156]
ivories 
1. Teeth. 2. The keys of a piano. 3. Dice.[157]
I'm all right, Jack 
A remark, often directed at another, indicating that they are selfish and that they don't care about it.[158]

[edit]J

jacksy (or jacksie) 
The buttocks or anus.[159]
Jack the lad 
A young man who is regarded as a show off and is brash or loud.[159]
jack up 
Inject an illegal drug.[159]
jag 
1. A drug taking, or sometimes drinking, binge. 2. A period of uncontrolled activity.[160]
jammy 
1. Lucky. 2. Pleasant or desirable.[161]
jerry 
A chamber pot.[162]
Jerry 
A German or German soldier.[162]
jessie 
An effeminate man or one that is weak or afraid. (Originally Scottish slang) [163]
jissom 
semen (taboo).[164]
Jock 
word or term of address for a Scot.[164]
Joe Bloggs 
A man who is average, typical or unremarkable.[165]
Joe Soap 
An idiot, stooge or scapegoat.[165]
Johnny 
Condom.[164] Sometimes also a 'Johnny bag'[166] or 'rubber Johnny'.[167]
John Thomas 
Penis.[168]
josser 
A cretin or simpleton.[169]
jump 
As a noun or verb, sexual intercourse.[170]

[edit]K

kip 
1. Sleep, nap 2. Bed or lodging 3. Brothel (mainly Irish) [171]
knackered 
1. Exhausted, tired, 2. Broken, beyond all usefulness.[172]
knackers 
vulgar name for testicles.[172]
knees up 
A lively party or dance.[172]
knob 
1. Penis.[173] 2. (of a man) To have sexual intercourse.[174]
knobhead 
a stupid, irritating person.[174]
knob jockey 
homosexual (to ride the penis like a jockey rides a horse).[174]
knob-end 
an idiot, or tip of penis (see bell-end).[174]
knockers 
Breasts.[173]
knocking shop 
Brothel.[173]
know one's onions 
To be well acquainted with a subject.[175]

[edit]L

lag 
1. Convict, particularly a long serving one (an old lag).[176]
lash 
1. Urinate.[177] 2. Alcohol.[177]
lashed 
very inebriated. Also 'on the lash' meaning to go out drinking with the intent of getting drunk.[177]
laughing gear 
Mouth.[178]
local 
A public house close to one's home.[179]
lolly 
money.[180]
loo 
lavatory.[181]

[edit]M

manky 
dirty, filthy. (Polari).[182]
marbles 
Wits. As in, to lose one's marbles.[183]
mare 
Woman (derogatory).[184]
mark 
A suitable victim for a con or swindle.[185]
matelot 
Sailor (from the French).[186]
meat and two veg 
Literally a traditional meal consisting of any meat, potatoes and a second type of vegetable; euphemistically the male external genitalia.[187] Is sometimes also used to mean something unremarkable or ordinary.[187]
mental 
Crazy or insane.[188]
Mick 
An Irishman (derogatory).[189]
miffed 
Upset or offended.[190]
milk run 
A 'safe' mission or patrol.[191]
minge 
Vagina [192]
minger 
Someone who smells.[193]
minted 
Wealthy.[citation needed]
mizzle 
Decamp.[194]
moggy 
Cat.[195]
moke 
Donkey.[195]
monged (out) 
Severely drunk/high.[196]
moniker or moniker 
Name, nickname, signature or mark.[197]
monkey 
£500.[198]
mooch 
Loiter or wander aimlessly, skulk.[199]
moolah 
Money.[199]
moon 
To expose one's backside (from Old English, mona).[199]
moony 
Crazy or foolish.[200]
muck about 
Waste time. Interfere with.[201]
mucker 
Mate, pal.[201]
muck in 
Share a duty or workload.[201]
mufti 
Civilian dress worn by someone who normally wears a military uniform.[202] Probably from the Muslim dress, popularly worn by British officers serving in India during the 19th century.[202][203] Now commonly used to refer to a non-uniform day in schools.
mug 
1. Face. 2. A gullible or easily swindled person.[202]
munta  
Ugly person.[204]
mush 
1. Face or mouth.[205] 2. Familiar term of address. Probably from the Gypsy moosh, a man.[205]

[edit]N

naff 
Inferior or in poor taste.[206] Also used as sentence substitute as in, for example, "Naff off!"[206]
nark 
1. As a verb or noun; spy or informer.[207] 2. Someone who complains a lot (an old nark).[207] 3. Annoy or irritate.[207]
ned 
(Scottish) a lout, a drunken brawling fellow, a tough.[208] Often said to stand for Non-Educated Delinquent but this is a backronym. More likely to come from Teddy Boys being a contraction of Edward. More recently, sometimes equated with the English chav.[75]
nick 
1. Steal.[209] 2. Police Station or prison.[209] 3. To arrest.[209]
nicked 
Arrested or stolen.[209]
nicker 
Pound sterling.[209]
nob 
1. Person of high social standing.[210] 2. Head.[210]
nobble 
Disable (particularly a racehorse).[210]
nod out 
To lapse into a drug induced stupour.[211]
nonce 
Sex offender, most commonly a child molester. (Prison slang)[212]
nookie or nooky 
Sexual intercourse.[213]
nose rag 
Handkerchief.[214]
nosh 
1. Food. 2. To eat.[214]
nosh up 
A feast or large, satisfying meal.[214]
numpty 
Incompetent or unwise person.[citation needed]
nut 
1. Head. 2. Eccentric person.[99]
nutcase 
An insane person.[215]
nuthouse 
A lunatic asylum.[215]
nutmeg 
In association football, to pass the ball between an opposing player's legs.[215]
nuts or nutty 
Crazy or insane.[215]
nutter 
Insane person.[215]

[edit]O

odds and sods 
Substitute for 'odds and ends'. Miscellaneous items or articles, bits and pieces.[216]
oik 
Someone of a low social standing (derogatory).[217]
off one's head (or out of one's head) 
Mad or delirious.[145]
off the hook 
Free from obligation or danger.[150]
off one's nut 
Crazy or foolish.[99]
old bill, the old bill 
A policeman or the police collectively.[218]
one's head off 
Loud or excessively. "I laughed my head off" or "She screamed her head off" for example.[50]

[edit]P

packet 
1. A large sum of money (earn a packet).[219] 2. A nasty surprise (catch a packet).[219]
paddy 
a fit of temper.[220]
Paddy 
(capitalised) An Irishman (derogatory).[220]
Paki 
(Derogatory, offensive) A Pakistani or sometimes used to loosely describe anyone or anything from the Indian sub-continent.[221]
Paki-bashing 
Unprovoked attacks on Pakastanis living in Britain.[222]
pansy 
An effeminite or homosexual male.[223]
paste 
To hit, punch or beat soundly. From a 19th century variant of baste, meaning to beat thoroughly.[224]
pasting 
A sound thrashing or heavy defeat.[224]
pennyboy 
A low paid person, employed to carry out menial tasks (Irish slang).[225]
penny-dreadful 
A cheap, sensationalist magazine.[225]
phiz or phizog 
The face (from a 17th century colloquial shortening of physiognomy).[226]
pikey 
Pejorative term used, mainly in England to refer to travellers, gypsies or vagrants.[227] Sometimes also used to describe people of low social class or morals.[citation needed]
pickled 
Drunk.[228]
pie-eyed 
Drunk.[229]
pig 
(Derogatory, offensive) Policeman.[229]
pig's ear 
1. Beer (Cockney rhyming slang.[230] 2. Something that has been badly done or has been made a mess of.[230]
pillock 
Stupid or annoying person.[231]
pinch 
1. (verb) Steal or take without asking.[232] 2. (noun) A robbery.[232] 3. (noun or verb) Arrest.[232] 4. Sail too close to the wind (nautical slang).[232]
pissed, pissed up 
Drunk.[233]
on the piss 
Getting drunk, drinking alcohol.[234]
plastered 
Extremely drunk.[235]
plonker 
1. Something large or substantial (Mid 19th C).[236] 2. Penis.[236] 3. A general term of abuse (from 2.; in use since 1960s [236] but may have been popularised by the BBC comedy series Only Fools and Horses.[citation needed])
pony 
£25 (18th C).[237]
porkies 
Lies (from the cockney rhyming slang pork pies)[238]
punt 
1. To gamble, wager or take a chance.[239] 2. To sell or promote.[239]
punter 
1. Customer, patron.[239] 2. Gambler (one who takes a punt).[239] 3. A victim in a confidence trick or swindle.[239]

[edit]Q

queer as a clockwork orange 
1. Very odd indeed.[240] 2. Ostentatiously homosexual.[240]
Queer Street 
A difficult or odd situation (up Queer Street).[241]
queer someone's pitch 
1. Take the pitch of another street vendor, busker or similar.[241] 2. Spoil someone else's efforts.[241]
quim 
Vagina (possibly a play on the Celtic word for valley, cwm).[242]

[edit]R

Richard the Third 
A piece of excrement (rhyming slang Richard the Third = turd).[243]
ring 
Anal sphincter [244]
ringburner 
1. A curry. 2. Diarrhoea or painful defecation.[244]
rozzer 
Policeman.[245]
rumpy pumpy 
sexual intercourse, used jokingly. (Popularised by its usage in The Black Adder and subsequent series; the suggestion of actor Alex Norton of a Scots term.)[246][247]

[edit]S

safe 
An all purpose term of approval.[248]
savvy 
Knowledge, understanding (from the French, savoir).[249]
scally 
A hooligan youth (Scouse), short for scallywag.[250]
scarper 
Run away. Sometimes claimed to be rhyming slang: Scapa Flow (go).[251][252]
scrubber 
In Britain, a promiscuous woman; in Ireland, a common or working class woman.[253]
Scouser 
Someone from Liverpool.[254]
scrote 
Term of abuse, from scrotum.[253]
see a man about a dog 
1. Attend a secret deal or meeting.[255] 2. Go to the toilet.[255]
shag 
Sexual intercourse.[256]
shagged 
1. The past historic of shag. 2. Extremely tired (shagged out).[256]
shiner 
Black eye.[257]
shitehawk 
Someone of little worth, originally military slang.[258]
shit-faced 
Drunk.[258]
skanky 
Dirty, particularly of a marijuana pipe.[259]
skint 
Without money.[260]
slag 
1. Worthless or insignificant person. 2. Promiscuous woman or prostitute.[261]
slag off 
A verbal attack. To criticise or slander.[261]
slap-head 
A bald man.[261]
slapper 
Promiscuous woman or prostitute.[261]
slash 
Urinate, urination.[262]
sling one's hook 
Go away.[150]
snog 
French kiss, or any prolonged physical intimacy without undressing or sexual contact.[263]
sod 
Annoying person or thing (from sodomite).[264]
sod off 
"Go away".[265]
spawny 
Lucky (possibly from the Scottish game, Spawnie).[266]
spunk 
1. Semen, ejaculate. 2. Courage, bravery.[267]
steaming 
1. Extremely drunk.[268] 2. An intensifier, e.g. "You steaming gurt ninny!" [268] 3. Extremely angry.
stuffed 
1. Sexual intercourse (e.g. "get stuffed")[269] 2. Used negatively to mean bothered, as in, "I can't be stuffed to do that!".[269]

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tad 
a little bit[270]
take the piss (out of) 
To mock.[271]
take the mickey 
To tease or mock.[189]
tart 
Commonly a prostitute or term of abuse but also used affectionately for a lover. Shortened version of sweetheart.[272]
tenner 
Ten pounds.[273]
toff 
Posh person [274]
ton 
1. A large unspecified amount (18th C).[275] 2. £100 (1940s).[275] 3. 100 MPH (1950s).[275] 4. Any unit of 100 (1960s).[275]
tosh 
Nonsense [276]
tosser 
1. Someone who masturbates (to toss off). 2. Someone the speaker doesn't like (from 1.).[276] 3. An affectionate form of address (from 1.) e.g. "All right you old tosser!"[277]
tosspot 
Drunkard or habitual drinker (from tossing pots of ale) [276]
tube
1. The London Underground (19th C. Originally 'Tuppeny tube').[278] 2. Penis.[278] 3. A person (Scottish).[278] 4. A general term of contempt (Irish, 1950s).[279]
twat 
1. Vagina.[280] 2. Term of abuse (from 1.).[280]

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wag off 
Skyve or play truant.[281]
wank 
1. Masturbation or to masturbate.[282] 2. Inferior.[282]
wanker 
1. Someone who masturbates.[282] 2. Abusive term (from 1.), someone the speaker doesn't like.[282][283]
wankered 
1. Very drunk.[282] 2. Exhausted.[282]
wanking spanner(s) 
Hand(s).[282]
warts and all 
Including all negative characteristics (from a reported request from Oliver Cromwell to Peter Lely)[284]
whizz 
1. Urination.[285] 2. Amphetamine Sulphate (also known as speed; from whizz, to move very fast).[285]
willy 
Penis (hypocorism).[286]
willy-waving 
Acting in an excessively macho fashion.[286]
wind up 
to tease, irritate, annoy, anger [287]

110s - Expen­sive train­ers that cost £110 or more.
2s me – share with me; give me half
411 — Gossip
5-O- Police

Ah nam — tell on, rat on, tat­tle on.
Alie- syn­onym for innit (I agree)
Allow bred­ding — to allow copy­ing, to allow cheating
Allow it — stop it
Amp - Hyp­ing, being too much
Arms - to be really strong

Bad man - a big shot, a tough guy
Bagga­manz (or bag) — Lots, as in “a bag of people”
Bait — Some­thing that’s ‘bait’ or ‘so bait’ is really obvious.
Bare — a lot of, very.
Bars - a rap song, part of a song, as in “spit some bars” (to sing something)
Bay­den — rich, finan­cially sta­ble, solvent.
Beast — an adjec­tive to describe some­thing that’s really cool.
Beef — a hos­tile dis­agree­ment that may result in violence.
Ban­gin - sick/good or a descpric­tion an attrac­tive girl
Ben­nin — to be in a state of extreme laughter.
Big­ging up – Com­pli­ment­ing
Blaz­ing — to smoke a spliff
Blod - a mate, a friend
Blud - Mean­ing your brother or sis­ter, your good friend
Boyed — Insulted (see merked)
Brap — [burrrr-AP] often used repeat­edly and loudly. A sign of approval. Roughly trans­lates as “I do approve my dear fel­low”. Prob­a­bly not a nor­folk col­lo­qui­al­ism, but some­thing you might hear on a Sat­ur­day night high street.
Bred­din - Copy­ing
Bredrin - friends
Bruv - brother, friend
Breeze — Rubish
Buff — Good look­ing, fit.
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Chief — An unin­tel­li­gent per­son; “look at dat chief man, finkin hes all bad.”
Chirps — chat up; talk to “we chirps some buff gals last night.”
Criss — good, sharp, new. almost ono­ma­toepaeic as in ‘crisp’.
Chung — extremely good look­ing. If some­one is described as “chung”, that’s better-looking than their “buff” friend.
Chirps­ing — Flirt­ing
Clap­pin’ — out of date or worn out, usu­ally to describe attire or acces­sories, as in “man, my track­suit is clap­pin’. Gotta get down JJB Sport and buy a new one.” Also means tired out.
Cotch — to hang out, relax, chill out or sleep. Pos­si­bly derived, via patois, from the French “se coucher”, mean­ing to lie down. See also kotch.
Crepes — shoes or train­ers: “check out deez heavy crepes.” assume its as you ‘wrap your feet’ in them.
Crump — A multi-purpose term which can be an insult, an excla­ma­tion and some other things as well. It gen­er­ally means bad, but can also mean good, depend­ing on the con­text: “that ain’t good man, it’s crump” or “that’s one crump mes­sage you left there”.
Crut­terz- Mashed up, worn out “That car is crutterz”

Dash — To dash is to pass some­thing to some­body — but it can be “pass” in the broad­est pos­si­ble sense, includ­ing to throw vio­lently with the inten­tion of caus­ing hurt or damage.
Dred — dread­ful, ter­ri­ble, bad, cruel.
Drum — Home, hum­ble abode.
Dry- dull, bor­ing, unfunny. A bad joke might be described as “dry”.

Ends - Area, neighbourhood
Extra - Over the top, too much

Fam - Fam­ily, friends
Feds — police.
Flat roofin’ — to be over­worked and stressed, as in “I was flat roofin for my GCSEs”. Prob­a­bly comes from flat out.
From ends- one who is “from the streets” or from our area, so knows what’s going on.

Garms (Galms) - clothing.
Gas (or Raps) — extremely fast e.g dave is raps, he’s a gas man.
Ginuls/jinels — fixed up or conned by someone/something, or, used to describe some­thing that is a con: ” dem phones 4 u deals are a jinels”. Also to “bump”.
Giv­ing air — Ignor­ing someone
Grimy - Good, or may describe a prac­ti­cal joke or amus­ing act.
Gyal­dem - Girls

Heads - Peo­ple (i.e. Bare heads means lots of people)
Hood­ies - Guys on the street
Hype - Too much. Hyp­ing means act­ing in a way that’s over the top.
Hubz (or Hubby)- boyfriend
Hype - Over the top
Hench - Musclar
Hec­tic - Good

In-it (Innit) — Short for “isn’t it”, often put at the end of sen­tences for effect
Is-it — Really?
Inner - Describes some­one who is too nosey

Jack - To take, as in “He jacked my food.”
Jakes - Police on foot
Jam - Relax
Jokes - funny or enjoy­able, as in “that party was jokes”.

Kotch - sit and chill out. See also cotch.

Link - to meet some­one, to hook up with them. Also link.
Lips - to kiss
Long - a task that involves more effort than the object is worth. To be com­plex, time con­sum­ing or ardu­ous in nature
Lush - good-looking

Mans - Refers to yourself
Mar­vin — hungry
Merk - To insult someone
Mint - cool
Mis­sion - To go some­where quite far away, for exam­ple to com­plete a task); as in “going on a mis­sion to the [far away] store”
Man­dem - Alter­na­tive term for Boys

Nang - Good Next man — Some­one who isn’t involved, a ran­dom per­son Not both­ered- Some­one who is not inter­ested in some­thing, or in doing something

On top — when a sit­u­a­tion is out of con­trol. Off the hook — cool, appeal­ing, fresh, exceed­ing one’s expec­ta­tions. A phrase much over-used by Maxwell in Big Brother to express appre­ci­a­tion for his sur­round­ings. Older – an older kid who has your back Owned - to be made a fool of.

Peng - Good look­ing Po-po — Police Pow Pow(sim­i­lar to Brap Brap) — Rep­re­sent­ing one­self well, big­ging it up

Reh teh teh — Etc, etc
Rents - par­ents
Rinsed - overused, used up, all gone. “That song was rinsed, I don’t like it anymore.”
Roll with — hang out with
Rude boy(or rude­boi) — a bad­man, a per­son who is hard­ened by the street

Safe — cool, good, sweet. (Also Safa can be the coolest of the cool, superla­tive ver­sion of safe).Seckle - Set­tle down Shabby — cool, smart, “da bomb”. As in “that’s a well shabby suit.”
Shook — ner­vous
Shot - to sell
Sick — inter­est­ing, cool, never seen before. The more sick some­thing is, the bet­ter. Slipped — Went into the wrong area, where you don’t belong Skeen - I see Squalay — To leave Stan­dard - goes with­out say­ing; of course Swag — extreme, scary Switch- to turn on someone.

Taxed - Jacked (stolen) or bor­rowed Tell over (or told over) — to rat on some­one, to tattle.

Vexed - irri­tated, angry. An old word, it has gained new cur­rency, as demon­strated by Sci­ence in Big Brother to express his annoy­ance with some triv­i­al­ity or other.

Wag-One (wah’gwan) — short for ‘what’s goin onn’, what’s hap­pen­ing Wet­tin - Run­ning Watch — Be care­ful; dont mess with me. Wicked — cool Wifey — Girl­friend Whip– car

Yard - house, gar­den, where one lives and hangs out. Younger — Sib­ling, some­one younger than you; some­one you pro­tect If you have other words you think should be in this dic­tio­nary, please sug­gest them here.
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